- Loudly challenging everyone in the room to a caramel apple-eating contest
- Wearing a Sumo wrestling outfit to meeting
- Bringing a more forgiving scale and offering “second opinion” weigh-ins for $5
- Standing on your chair and singing “I Like Big Butts” at the top of your lungs
- Picking a fight with somebody because she’s sitting in your “lucky chair”
- Cleaning your gun during meeting
- Screaming “I’M SO DAMN HUNGRY” every five minutes
- Wearing pants made out of fruit leather
- Taking bets during weigh-ins
- Trying to organize a séance during meeting
- Loudly repeating every single word the leader says
- Repainting the wall because you claim the wall color is responsible for your recent weight gain
- Wheeling in a wagon filled with steaming hot taco meat
- Excessive public flossing
- Spending entire meeting making elaborate candy corn sculptures
- Dressing up like a giant Gummi Bear and prancing around the room during meeting
- Trying to sign people up to your knock-off weight loss program “Weight Watchpersons” at a booth in the restroom
- Trying to hook up your own hammock to sit in
- Insisting on weighing in nude
